heytomlinsun:

YPU GUSY I JIST GOT MY M&G PIC I AM DYING ALL I SAID WAS TO COUPLE UP AND DO CHEESY PROM AND I GUESS HARRY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHAT THAT MENT AND THIS IS THE RESULT I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY

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2 days ago with 79,429 notes

710642:

well? can he????

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2 days ago with 133,918 notes

shingekinokyojinheaven:

mcry:

there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling; it had a gash on it’s body and i knew it was dying but i couldn’t bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch’s favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window.

You’re a good person

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2 days ago with 245,346 notes

watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

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2 days ago with 44,125 notes

chapmen:

a modern hero

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2 days ago with 157,446 notes

analwzarry:

kingsstoran:

glittercalum:

glittercalum:

THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG

JESUS CHRIST

ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW

yes

:(

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breerun:

queennubian:

preach Jada!

ME IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE LATELY

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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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2 days ago with 260,024 notes

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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2 days ago with 192,047 notes

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

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jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

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geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

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